Which author would you like to write...

your childhood?
Terry Pratchett. He had proper respect for the abilities of children, and the fantasy wit to make it fun.

your education?
John Irving. Education is important, but actions and ambition matter more.

your first kiss?
Kundera. It would be romantic, brilliant, sexy... probably with a touch of obsession.

your lover?
Alain de Botton. Perhaps he'll get it right for me...

your enemy?
Margaret Atwood. I love her villains. Complex, yet vile.

your career?
Paulo Coelho. He has an unmatched faith in human achievement.

your death?
Murakami. With him I'd go oh so poetically.